reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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