Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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