What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
