Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just google imaged poop.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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