More tranny stories later!
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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