I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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