love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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