I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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