just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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