yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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