dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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