I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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