was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
