The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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What drink are we having for lunch?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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