woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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