I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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