This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
What a dumb baby whore.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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