also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
