**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Of course I have a pirate flag
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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