I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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