I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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