I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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