first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
no you cant smoke seaweed
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I have post one night stand depression
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