I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
