Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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