i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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