I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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