My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he was CRYING into my vagina
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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