O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
