physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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