Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Randomize
