There is no way he is gay with that hair.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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