Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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