Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I have tasted many bathrooms
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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