READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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