I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
How drunk are you?
Completed.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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