JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My liver just had a heart attack.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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