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dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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