at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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