I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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