he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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