At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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