That's when you crack a 10am beer
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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