Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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