Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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