oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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