Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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