when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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