Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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