My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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