I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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