Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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