just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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