dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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