we were pretty classy up until the second keg
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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