i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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