booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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