I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Randomize
