sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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